Santa Aur Bechara Doctor

Doctor : Ab tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa : Pehle se jyada kharab hai.

Doctor : Dawai kha li thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa : Ji aapne di to maine le li thi.

Doctor : Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai to laal thi.

Doctor : Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa : Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!

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