Latest Sardar Jokes SMS in Hindi For Friends

A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Sarson Da Tel?” (Mustard OIL)

The clerk says “you a Sardar?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”

The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
The guy says, “Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you say I am a Sardar?”

The clerk replied, “Because you’re in a Liquor Store.”

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