ar na sake hum pyaar ka sauda qeemat hi kuch aisi thi….
Jeeti baazi haar gaye ham qismat hi kuch aisi thi………
Ek Jhalaj dekh te hi hum pyaar ka dhoka kha baithe…..
Gaal unke bhole bhale surat hi kuch aisi thi…..
Dekh ke heere moti hamse pyaar ka nata tod gaye…..
Sone Chaandi ke sikke min taaqat hi kuch aisi thi……….

Hindi Jokes SMS

Beta: papa, kya aapki shaddi ho gayi
papa: Haan
Beta: Kisse Hui
Papa:Bewkuf, Teri mummy se
Beta: Wah Papa wah, ghar me hi setting kar li !!!!!

Santa aur Rikshawala Jokes SMS

Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.
Santa: Saman bhi sath me hai.
Rikshewala:- Saman Free hai.
Santa:- Okay saman le chal main padal aata hu……

Friendship SMS

Two small kids – boy and girl were crying…
some1 asked y r u both crying???
Girl said my doll has broken..
Boy said- bcoz my doll is crying…

Cute Friendship SMS

Don’t search 4 a very gud or unique msg 2 send me.
I’ll be happy with even an empty msg of urs…
B’coz more than the msg, seeing yr name makes me happy

Sardar Santa as a Software Engineer

Santa and Banta sitting at the cafe.

Santa is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.

Banta gets irritated with the smoke and says to Santa, ‘Can’t you see the warning written on the cigar packet; it clearly says smoking is injurious to health’

Santa replies, ‘I am a software engineer. We don’t worry about warnings, only worry about Errors.’

Latest Sardar Jokes SMS in Hindi For Friends

A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Sarson Da Tel?” (Mustard OIL)

The clerk says “you a Sardar?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”

The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
The guy says, “Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you say I am a Sardar?”

The clerk replied, “Because you’re in a Liquor Store.”

santa aur doctor jokes sms

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, ” I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang – but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”
” Oh Dear! ” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But ..what happened to your other ear?”
“Saale ne phir phone kiya tha.”

Santa Aur Bechara Doctor

Doctor : Ab tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa : Pehle se jyada kharab hai.

Doctor : Dawai kha li thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa : Ji aapne di to maine le li thi.

Doctor : Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai to laal thi.

Doctor : Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa : Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!

Friendship SMS 160 Words

Some day you’ll cry for me like I cried for you,
Some day you’ll miss me like I missed you,
Some day you’ll need me like I needed you,
Some day you’ll love me but I won’t love you.;)